I got an email from Chicago with Russian jokes in it.
During our morning’s walk I told my wife one of them and she liked it.
Then I asked Google Translate to help me and edited the translation.
Here is what we got:
“Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden. God descends to them and says: “My children, I have two gifts for you. You’ll have to decide which one to whom. The first gift is peeing standing up “…
Adam begs to let him have the first gift. He says that it is his lifelong dream. Eve yields to him. And Adam runs through the garden, rejoicing, jumping, screaming, and peeing on trees, flowers, insects and simply on the ground.
Then Eve asks: “Lord, what is your second gift?”
God answers: “Brains, Eve. Brains.”
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PS. I hope that translation is good enough to express the idea. Please let me know if there is a similar original joke in English.
PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS 
[ Smiles ] Nice one!
Men have been shortchanged from the very beginning! 🙂
I pity them! 😉
This had me laughing all day yesterday JF. 🙂
Sue, any person who has mind and WANTS TO ACCEPT THE TRUTH knows that women
have no less (and often more) brains than men. That’s why I am against today’s
feminists in developed countries. Feminism in many countries became a reactionary
movement. Instead of fight for equal rights for women feminists today fight for
personal power and money and support political parties that promise to give them
what they want.
Reblogged this on PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS and commented:
My wife told me today that my recent posts are too serious.
So I had to reblog a joke.
Excelllent!!!! great joke.
Nice one and I’m smiling… 🙂
Love it 🙂 Thank you, JF!!
😉
🙂 that was an error in google translate 🙂 (true but still and error 😉 )
Sure!