Some funny quotes.

It’s very nice to know that I am equal, can be a statue or a pigeon and can hope to postpone unpleasant events. You might find even more interesting things in these quotes.


It is obvious that people in different countries have different opinion about what is a joke or a funny quote. Some people have a sense of humor, others do not have it.

Today I found many so-called funny quotes. I decided to present some of them to you and see if you like them. Β Β 

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Β 

Mark Twain

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Emo Philips

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West

A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
W.C. Fields

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some…

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