Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.