Three Russian jokes.

Tonight I received from my friend an email with Russian jokes.

Below are three of them.

– Doctor, I broke a leg in two places!!!
– Do you remember those places?
– Yes,of course!!!
– Don`t go there anymore!

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– Doctor, every morning at seven o’clock I take a piss.

– Well, what is wrong about that?
–  I do not wake up until eight o`clock!

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– Doctor, my husband thinks he is a racehorse.
– I can treat him, but it will cost a lot of money.
– We have the money. He has already won two races.

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Several Russian jokes

The jokes below are from my friend from Toronto (I got an email from him several minutes ago).

They came in Russian, Google translated them and then I edited them.

If you like them please let me know which one is your favorite.

If you don’t like them please let me know and I will tell my friend about it.

Here are the jokes:

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1. “Doctor, every night I have the same dream. I come to a door with a sign on it. I push it but it does not open”.

“And what written on the sign?”

“Pull.”

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2. “Doctor, when I will be discharged?”

“After your cardiogram straightens.”

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3. Tonight thermometer knocked on the window and asked to let him into the house.

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 4. Time is not a therapist. Time is anesthesiologist.
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Moment in time?!

MOMENT IN TIME

OUR WAYS

Our lives are moments in time.

Below is my last picture. It shows my friend doctor Mark on the beach.

What is the story behind that photo?

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Mark was a very good doctor in the Soviet Union. He came to America when he was 56 years old. To be a doctor in America he had to pass two exams: English and medicine.

I know several people who passed these exams only after several attempts. I also know doctors among immigrants who did not even try to take these exams. They changed professions.

Mark passed both exams from the first try, became a resident, then in three years had his own practice. He retired after 20 years of work in America.

On this picture Mark is 90+ years old.

Our lives are moments in time.

They are very inspiring if we properly choose and follow our ways.