The jokes below are from my friend from Toronto (I got an email from him several minutes ago).
They came in Russian, Google translated them and then I edited them.
If you like them please let me know which one is your favorite.
If you don’t like them please let me know and I will tell my friend about it.
Here are the jokes:
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1. “Doctor, every night I have the same dream. I come to a door with a sign on it. I push it but it does not open”.
“And what written on the sign?”
“Pull.”
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2. “Doctor, when I will be discharged?”
“After your cardiogram straightens.”
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3. Tonight thermometer knocked on the window and asked to let him into the house.
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4. Time is not a therapist. Time is anesthesiologist.
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