Several Russian jokes

The jokes below are from my friend from Toronto (I got an email from him several minutes ago).

They came in Russian, Google translated them and then I edited them.

If you like them please let me know which one is your favorite.

If you don’t like them please let me know and I will tell my friend about it.

Here are the jokes:

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1. “Doctor, every night I have the same dream. I come to a door with a sign on it. I push it but it does not open”.

“And what written on the sign?”

“Pull.”

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2. “Doctor, when I will be discharged?”

“After your cardiogram straightens.”

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3. Tonight thermometer knocked on the window and asked to let him into the house.

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 4. Time is not a therapist. Time is anesthesiologist.
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Several quotes about life.

1) Life is a song – sing it. Life is a game – play it. Life is a challenge – meet it. Life is a     dream – realize it. Life is a sacrifice – offer it. Life is love – enjoy it.

Sai Baba

2) A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

George Bernard Shaw

3) Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Mark Twain

4) The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

Eminem

5) You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.

Albert Camus