When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
I really don’t know why all these quotes were in “funny quotes”.
From my point of view, all of them are extremely serious and real.
For example, who can argue with the first quote below? We can see different realities almost in every family or political dispute.
It is also clear that the second quote here is simply a fact. I am sure that no person in FBI will say that it is not true.
Finally, the quote about COMMON SENSE. Surely, it is a rare commodity today. There is no wonder that people prefer to save it for the distant future.
Internet is a very strange place. I wonder who decided that these quotes were funny?