It’s not my fault!

Two days ago our young friends (68-78 years old) asked me how I feel after 80. I answered that 80 is just four times 20 and that physical age does not matter. Then I remembered this post and decided to reblog it.

PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

I did not plan to publish anything until 9.00 a.m. ET 10/07/2014.

However, I received an email from my friend in Hollywood (Fl) with the following profound statements (no idea if they are his own):

1. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

2. Life is sexually transmitted.

3. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

4. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

5. Give a person a fish and you feed him a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and he won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

7. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

8. In the 60’s people took acid to make the…

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Three funny quotes?!

Please read and have fun. We need wisdom daily.

PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

I really don’t know why all these quotes were in “funny quotes”.

From my point of view, all of them are extremely serious and real.

For example, who can argue with the first quote below? We can see different realities almost in every family or political dispute.

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It is also clear that the second quote here is simply a fact. I am sure that no person in FBI will say that it is not true.

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Finally, the quote about COMMON SENSE. Surely, it is a rare commodity today. There is no wonder that people prefer to save it for the distant future.

Internet is a very strange place. I wonder who decided that these quotes were funny?

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It’s not my fault!

I did not plan to publish anything until 9.00 a.m. ET 10/07/2014.

However, I received an email from my friend in Hollywood (Fl) with the following profound statements (no idea if they are his own):

1. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

2. Life is sexually transmitted.

3. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

4. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

5. Give a person a fish and you feed him a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and he won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

6. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

7. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

8. In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

9. Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

The email finished with the following words:

…and as someone
recently said to me:

“Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long”.

I found all statements very interesting and decided to share them with you.

Then I am going to sleep on them and see what I will think of them in the morning.

Please let me know if you disagree with any of the statements above.

My seventh painting

My seventh PC painting

Do you like it?

Internet is sick in the Carriage House!

I can’t see even 10% of your wonderful posts!

There is no way to write a story and post it!

So I decided to share this photo.

It has texture and other things in it.

Hope you’ll like it.

Photo by JF

Photo by JF