I got an email from Chicago with Russian jokes in it.
During our morning’s walk I told my wife one of them and she liked it.
Then I asked Google Translate to help me and edited the translation.
Here is what we got:
“Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden. God descends to them and says: “My children, I have two gifts for you. You’ll have to decide which one to whom. The first gift is peeing standing up “…
Adam begs to let him have the first gift. He says that it is his lifelong dream. Eve yields to him. And Adam runs through the garden, rejoicing, jumping, screaming, and peeing on trees, flowers, insects and simply on the ground.
Then Eve asks: “Lord, what is your second gift?”
God answers: “Brains, Eve. Brains.”
Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons
PS. I hope that translation is good enough to express the idea.