Tonight I received from my friend an email with Russian jokes.
Below are three of them.
– Doctor, I broke a leg in two places!!!
– Do you remember those places?
– Yes,of course!!!
– Don`t go there anymore!
– Doctor, every morning at seven o’clock I take a piss.
– Well, what is wrong about that?
– I do not wake up until eight o`clock!
– Doctor, my husband thinks he is a racehorse.
– I can treat him, but it will cost a lot of money.
– We have the money. He has already won two races.