There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.