I accept no responsibility for thoughts below!
A person who sent them to me is not their author and told his wife that he disagrees with them.
I am sorry if my translation from Russian made them incomprehensible or unacceptable to you.
Please skip them for purity of your mind and convictions.
Alcohol does not help to answer questions. !t allows to forget them.
Marriage is like a soup. First two spoonfuls are very hot, last two are very cold. Moral: eat it fast and run for the second dish.
Chess is the most dangerous sport! You can fall asleep and hit your eye with a Queen!