Some funny quotes

I finished the page “Tests, quizzes, puzzles”. It includes 10 posts. You can have fun dealing with them on Sunday.

********************************************************************************************************

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Henry A. Kissinger

Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Bill Vaughan

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Rita Rudner

A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children.

David Brenner

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

H. L. Mencken

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.

George Burns

Β humorindifficulties

Advertisements

12 thoughts on “Some funny quotes

  1. Thanks πŸ™‚ My favourite variation of the money quote is “Money won’t buy happiness, but it will let you be miserable in comfort”

  2. Pingback: My Article Read (1-18-2015) (1-19-2015) | My Daily Musing

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s